Be Humorous

Have you ever experienced that you are talking to someone but he/she is not being convinced?

So, what should you do?

Should you state real life facts to gain the attention?

Should you pressurize your statements?

Should you provide false information?

 

  • I did the first one. People were not so interested in listening to facts.

Why?

Because people don’t accept facts when they are told by someone else. They let the facts inside their heads only when they see the applications of the facts. So, if you are going to state some facts, could be in market research or in any relationship matters, make sure you have the proofs which prove the existence of the facts.

 

  • I did the second one also. It’s like pushing what you want to say into someone else’s mind. Don’t try to do this. It would take your deals down. Humans have a very good tendency of avoiding everything. Even though if you say, that your laces are untied, they will definitely look down even at least once though they know the laces are tied properly. So, never try to push your words.

 

  • False information. Somewhere, this activity could be proven good but not always. Like, if you say something which is false but it is good for the person, you have to be saying it all the time. Because when you say it all the time, you are covering the fact with a blanket. People can only feel the blanket. They can’t feel what’s inside the blanket unless he/she knows better than you. That’s what advertisements do. They keep showing advertisements all the time and when a kid sees it, irrespective of the value, that kid wants it in his/her life. But parents know the value. That’s why they target kids, not parents.

 

So, what should you do?

I prefer a very simple method and it works most of the times.

Humor.

Add funny things in your sayings. Because when people encounter things which give them even a slight smile, they get attracted. Sometimes, you have to make funny expressions, which you don’t like, but that’s okay. At least, they are attracted and paying attention.

Trust me, I’ve seen people who use this method but on a different level. They take it to the next level. They keep adding humorous spices every time in their talks. Result?

Too much humorous is injurious to health.

Ha. Just kidding. Too much humorous can’t kill you but it can kill your presentation.

So, my advice is

Be humorous as much as you need.

And the best way of becoming a humorous human is,

stay happy.

 

P.S. Feel free to correct me or give any suggestions. 

 

Peace.

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An Inspiring God of Death

I had an exam today which didn’t go so well and that’s normal. Who is caring? So, I came back with a damn big smile on my face because it was the last exam of the semester. I watched a movie and headed for the gym as always I always do.

(Story starts now)

When I was crossing the road, my focus got shifted and I didn’t notice a speeding Ferrari F430 heading toward me. By the way, F430 had reinforced carbon disc brakes (inspired by my favorite jet airliner, Concorde). But those brakes didn’t stop the car at the right time. I was hit. And I went black. When I opened my eyes, I found myself on a different planet. It was same as the planet I was born on but the things were changed. I had a letter with me which was a proof of my death and it had an appointment date. The appointment was with the GOD of DEATH. So, I went there. The only thing which I found familiar was, humans. Humans who were died, their souls were wandering there. Unemployed damn souls!

So, I met the God of Death. He was the boss. He looked so ugly, that I was about to puke over him. Let’s not describe him because anyway, all of us will meet him one day. He didn’t say anything. I was given a certificate which was a proof that I was a part of the system. The death system. I belonged to that planet. So, I was told to start my life again but there only. I got out of the headquarter because of him.

I was just going, looking at everyone and thinking about myself. I didn’t find anything interesting there. The planet was like the planet earth.

Over population of souls.

Corruption. Even dead souls of corrupted humans didn’t leave their shits.

The scarcity of food.

Unemployment.

Sins. Murders.

Climate change.

You tell me, how was I supposed to start a fresh life there?

I rushed toward the headquarter and forcefully entered his cabin. The God of Death knew that I was coming. So, he put perfume so that I would not puke on him. I requested him to give another chance to live my life again on my own planet. He thought for some minutes then he permitted me to do what I wished. But before I left the room, he interrupted me and said, “You are going to have a new life. But this time only one. You will have only one life to live. So, live it in such a way that it will affect this dimension also. So that, when you come back here again, you will not find what you are seeing here now. Go, live your life fully and do what you love. Make sure, you will do good deeds. Dismissed.”

I didn’t expect that the God of Death was inspirational. I got the life again. I opened my eyes and found myself lying on the road near the Ferrari F340 and people were looking at me as it was like I’m an alien.

 

Humans. All of you have been through that dimension once. You were not satisfied there. That’s why he sent you here again to rewrite the story. But this time, you have only one chance. You are left with only one life. Make the best use of it. As he said, do good deeds so that you can purify your soul and when you get back there you will find a changed world.

 

P.S. Get an anti-odor face mask while meeting the God of Death. He put the perfume when I was there but he may not do it for you next time.

Peace.

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A Scientific Inspiration

I had an exam today. The subject was Heat and Mass Transfer. This subject is really wonderful. Thermodynamics has always fascinated me. From entropy to temperature. But when it comes to equations, my brain stops functioning. Damn brain…

When I was writing the exam and there were many times when I didn’t know what to write and this is pretty normal for me, I found something. Something which is beyond the scope of the subject. Generally, they don’t ask about the contents which are beyond the scope of the book because those are the only things which make us think more and then they claim that the education system expands the horizon. Ha.

I found that most of the times we concentrate on what is there. Like that subject makes us read about the heat transfer. Heat travels from a body which is at a higher temperature than the other one. No doubt. Now, there is another side on which something is taking place. Coolness travels from a low-temperature body to a high-temperature body. Right? Yes, it is. And coolness is just an absence of heat. It makes me think that these are different. But they are not. Nobody has ever told me that.

Then I found another thing. Perspective. It’s about how you look at the objects. Ha. Got it. Like heat transfer, we encounter a number of problems which need our perspective. If you keep concluding that problems are there because of you, you would never enjoy their beauty. Yes, they are the part of your life, but not life.

So, stop worrying about the problems and face them because one day, you will get to know that you have greatness within yourself.

Fortunately, problems are an everyday part of our life. Consider this: If there were no problems, most of us would be unemployed.
– Zig Ziglar

And the most important thing is, develop the courage to think differently and do what others are not willing to.

 

Change the world.

 

And with this philosophy, I wrote the exam but examiners might not be thinking like me. I wonder if they do.

Peace.

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Mindset

I opened my eyes in front of them. They were villagers. They seemed happy to see me. It was all blur at the start but later I started getting clear visions. One of them came to me and said, “You were in a coma for 5 months. How are you feeling now?” I said only one word, “Lost…” That really made sense. I knew my name but didn’t know where I came from. I didn’t know about my parents and they didn’t get anything related to my background. So, I was like a clean slate. I was lost. But gained my health quickly because of them.

One day, one of them told me, “I saw you years ago. As far as I can recall now, you used to be a businessman. I didn’t know about your organization but you had a pretty good life.” I asked, “So, I was a businessman, right?” He said, “Oh, yes.” I could see his skeptical expression but I didn’t have anything to believe in. So, I trusted him. I decided to leave the village and go back to the city to do something for the living.

I went to the city, carrying a belief that I was a good businessman. It was pretty hard to get even a small job but somehow I was lucky to get a job as a salesman in a small shop which would sell flowers and didn’t have any chains. I was happy. The payment wasn’t enough but I knew that I could raise it since I was a businessman. So, I started out selling flowers.

The first two weeks went very horrible. Not even a single customer. I was stressed. The owner wasn’t happy with me. But he was very gentle. He gave me some time to gain what I had lost. I started looking at successful restaurants nearby. Learned their ways of treatment. I knew I lost everything but I still had a soul of a businessman. I practiced what I learned. I started being politer and started mixing small pieces of humor in every talk. The result was great. I started getting customers. After a couple of months, the owner gave me the responsibility to handle the shop independently. I accepted his offer.

After a couple of years, I grew the business. I transformed the small shop into a big building which would sell flowers only. I became pretty famous in my state. But fate had something else to show me. One night when I was in the building, two old people showed up. They claimed to be my parents. I was shocked. They had every evidence. From photographs to my passport. But there was something more than evidence. It was an attachment. I didn’t know them but my heart knew them very well. So, I went with them to see my home.

I reached there. They told me to see my room. It was upstairs. The house was full of photographs which were proving that I was the member of the house. So, I opened my room’s door. I found many things which took my breath. I was frozen. My mind wasn’t working and my heart didn’t want to believe in the reality. My dad approached my right ear and whispered. He said, “Yes son. You used to be a painter.”

Mindset. It showed that if you believe in what you want to become, you will become that person.

Mind is like a software. Make sure you would code it correctly.

Visualize the person you want to become. Make a mental blueprint and pour everything it takes to become that person. It is going to be hard. But nobody cares. People don’t care about the person you are right now. They care about the person you want to become. Because humans are afraid of future. They want right people in their lives. There are people who are struggling to become what they have always wanted to become. Who are you and what are you waiting for?

Write your story and leave your mark because you have only one life.

Peace.

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Where Should I Look For Happiness?

No wonder, this is the month of exams. I’m having my semester end exams which I really don’t care about. They make us sit for three hours in the examination hall and the worst thing is its ambiance. Chill. I don’t talk about it. It just makes me sick. While preparing for the next exam in a very low pace, I peeked out and saw the sunlight reflecting the canopy of the tree and the Tyndall effect inspired me to stop my preparation. I saw two crows were fighting for a piece of food and that was just amazing.

I thought about something else and found that there is no way to find happiness. Can I say something? If you care about people around you, then you would definitely do what makes them happy and ultimately you will be happy as well. No doubt. I see people searching for happiness in different things. Either it could be a job or a car. Yes, you will be happy if you ride a supercar. However, that happiness would only be for some time as long as you pour fuel into your car. If you get a good job, still happiness exists for some time as long as you have the job. So, where should I look for an eternal happiness?

Personally speaking, I found my happiness in humans. They are only ones whom I care about. Humanity is my priority. I see them as humans and love them like a human does. I think I found my happiness in people. Look up. What do you see? Sky? Clouds are hovering up there. Chill. You can’t work for clouds. Mankind is the nature. Humanity is the religion. And the most important thing is your work is the worship to sustain the religion, humanity. I chose my path. It could be anything. Make sure whatever you do, it will make this world wonderful. And if you truly believe that, you would definitely make it happen. Yes, there is going to be a lot of setbacks or failures, but who said that it is easy to make someone else’s life better? If it was, then this world would be packed with full of dedicated humans.

Change yourself. Love yourself so that you can love other people.

Live fully.

Peace.

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Education Vs Intelligence

Get good marks, you will definitely get a good job. Your life will be settled and will become a lot easier. We feel it is true. Because we have been told like that almost every time. You go to school, you study there. You are told to secure top marks so that you will be among top 5 students. After all the efforts, you finally celebrate farewell. Impressive! Then you go to college like you are supposed to and repeat the same boring stuff that you’ve been doing. Have you ever wondered what your life will be after 5 years or 10 years? Have you ever thought that all credits you have secured will really help you to change the society?

Most of us are living in this way. We don’t realize the exact meaning of what we have got and what we have done. And this is not ours fault. Somebody is really setting up all these rules in the society. And the most important thing is, why are we listening to that person? I believe, somebody has changed the definition of education. Education is not about memorizing dates, numbers, figures, names, facts, etc. The system is ruining us. It is deceiving us. And the best part is, we are really paying for this. This system teaches us how to deal with the past. And fails to teach us how to capitalize the present and create a better future. Let me tell you something. Just because he or she can’t solve a couple of problems, doesn’t mean he or she is a dunce. Just because he or she is not among top 5 students, doesn’t mean he or she doesn’t possess any skill or skills. All of us have different skills. He can sing, she does paint, she swims, etc. Then why do they judge us just on the basis of some numbers?  We are really being taught to get success but we are not being taught to deal with failures. Just see around yourself, we have developed speed but we are not punctual. We are disciplined but not self-disciplined. We make money but fail to build character. We build skyscrapers but fail to know the hidden greatness within ourselves.

Education is supposed to inspire us to create things, to create machines, to create happiness and to lay a road for the welfare of the society. Yes, it is supposed to inspire us. But just ask yourself. Is it really doing this? If your answer is NO, then why are you paying? Are you working for any charity? We are living in a world where certificates dominate. Skills are not being paid well in all aspects.

Look, I’m not against any educational institution or any personality. I’m against the definition of education. We need to redefine it. We need to implement the correct meaning. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character, that is the goal of true education.”

More than grades, we need dreamers. 

More than course, we need ideas.

More than facts, we need thinkers.

And the day when we get to know the true meaning of education, a new calendar will be formed. Keep seeking for the true meaning of education. When you find it, feel it, believe in it and spread it.

 

P.S. I need opinions this time. I’m going through all these things. Things which can only be thought by small minds. But I truly believe, there are people who want to see the change. We will definitely bring the change. It takes time but it will be worth in the end. 

Peace.

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Inspiration In The Metro

I was in the Metro and a question struck my soft brain.

What if I do good deeds all the time?

I’m a guy who doesn’t believe in impossible. But there are things that we should never care about. The activity of doing good deeds is one of them. I hear people saying, “Do good deeds and you will get good results.” DAMN! That’s not true. How can anyone do good deeds every time?

Here’s what I think. Doing good deeds will never teach you how to become a man of value. Because good deeds don’t possess messages. It is a wrong deed which helps us to improve ourselves. Now, some of you might say, “This guy is crazy. With the name of inspiration, he is saying to do wrong deeds.”

(Wrong deeds. Ha. I’m not on the side of wrong deeds. But I’m against those who do wrong deeds intentionally. Wrong deeds from my perception.)

Look. You have a good heart. You did something but it turned out wrong. Now, what would people say? “Man, you did a terrible thing.” In spite of looking at your intention, they judged you. Did you really do a wrong thing?

There is no deed which is good or wrong. It is our perception.

All I want to say is, have the courage to do whatever you want, irrespective of the opinions.

You can’t always win. But don’t be afraid of taking risks. People are there to criticize you. Let them do their business. You mind your own work. Keep doing deeds that you like and your destiny will regard you.

I want to write more but the station was reached and I was pushed out of the train. Humans…

P.S. Please correct me wherever I went wrong. I’m a human too. I make mistakes. Sometimes I emit non-directional thoughts but I believe, people would help me to refine what I think.

Peace.

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